Professionalism is Bullshit

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No really

it is

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You said the way to enter the middle class was college

so i took out loans

got a B.A. and

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when that wasn't enough

a M.A.

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You said my accent wasn't professional

so i studied yours

and lost mine

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You said my vocabulary wasn't professional

so i added big words to my lexicon

I can now tell you that it's copacetic

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if you defenestrate yourself

You said that my clothes were unprofessional

so i acquired a credit card

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and bought different clothes

You said that i talk too much

so i contacted my doctor

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upped my ritalin and

lost my culture

And yet,

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it's still not enough

even though I have attempted to remake myself

into your image

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I'll never be professional

enough

my elders may be native

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but in your eyes

i'll only ever be

white trash

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(note: Kinja hates poetry, the format is different than the one i used in my personal journal, so i had to work with kinja and use italics where there were spaces, sorry!)